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Now Arnold Jones 'n Marybeth Jensen 'as in a 'Vette down by the Deep-Rock
Had John Denver on the 8-track gittin' high Marybeth's wig 'as on the floor and Arnold's feet was out the door When we shined our flashlight in Arnold's startled eyes I sez what chew doin' boy? Don't chew know that's aginst the law? We jus' gonna halfta git this situ-ation under control Now my name's Fairweather Lewis, an' this here's Willard Clark An' we the Pottowattamie County love patrol Then two hippies in their Chevys, puffin grass an' sippin' wine 'bout fourteen miles southeast 'a Council Bluffs They 'as passin' round the peace pipe, when we caught 'em with our flashlight An' Willard's hairy hands applied the cuffs I sez, boys you got some trouble, you commitin' Herbicide We jus' gonna halfta git this situ-ation under control Cause my name's Fairweather Lewis, an' this here's Willard Clark An' we the Pottowattamie County weed patrol Then we spied old Marvin Kline a headin' south on twenty nine Like a midnight auto ac-cessory store on wheels His trunk 'as full of hubcaps, an' his back seat's full a tires When we picked him up an' made him spread his heels I sez hands up on the wall boy, you allowed to make one call We jus' gonna halfta git this sit-uation under control Cause see, I'm Fairweather Lewis, an' this here's Willard Clark An' we the Pottowattamie County Rip-Off patrol Then Orval Hinkle left the Go-Go club on his brand new motor-cicle Runnin' stop lights, raisin' hell an' causin' acci-dents His brain 'as doin' wheelies, an' his blood was 3-2 beer When we nailed 'im in his driveway at his resi-dence I sez Orval, you in trouble boy, an' if you blow this here ballon up We're gonna git yer situ-ation under control Now I'm Captain Fairweather Lewis, an' this here's Willard Clark An' we the Pottowattamie County Juice patrol Then we's passin' by the Dewdrop Inn when we heard this woman scream So we pulled on in an' parked an' got the guns out We bashed on through the lobby in to unit seventeen There's twenty eight folks in there without no clothes on I sez everybody up aginst the wall, an show us yer identification We jus' gonna definitely git this situ-ation under control Cause my name's Fairweather Lewis, an' this here's Willard Clark An' we the Pottowattamie County Sin patrol C'mon Willlard let's go sneakin' 'round in the dark somemore Never know whatcha gonna find |
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