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Breaker One-Nine... This here's The Duck again...
You got a copy on me Pigpen? Come on... Aww negatory Pigpen... There ain't no way out 'cept fer that one Atlantic Ocean Now listen... Drop them hogs off in Omaha An' git over here in a short Cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem Bears to the left, bears to the right We didn't have no place to go They had us backed up clean to the shore An' them cabover Pete's don't float I sez "Pigpen, I got me a good idea Them friends a Jesus gonna save us" So praise the Lord 'n mister Ford An' follow that Microbus...10-4! Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with The Rubber Duck Yo Ho Ho an' a lots a luck Round the world with The Rubber Ducky Yeah, we drove on the water like diesel whales Sank about a hunderd an' ten of 'em I sez "Pigpen, they just didn't have no faith They definitely gone 10-7" By the time we got into that Picadilly town 'bout half of 'em 'as lost at sea I sez "Break One-Nine fer a 10-33" What we got was the cotton-pickin' BBC I say Faversham, it looks like the Americans have got themselves another bloody convoy Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with The Rubber Duck Yo Ho Ho an' a lots a luck Round the world with The Rubber Ducky Good heavens... Look at them all... Half of them are sinking in the Thames Hello... Some of our truck chaps are ass-sisting them... Good show actually... Oh well... 10-4, and all that rubbish... Well we crossed that channel like snakes on glass An' stormed the beach about dawn I sez "Grab yer shifters, an' punch Thirteen We all goin' truckin' on the Auto-Bahn" Now Pigpen, this here's the ultimate slab Cause there goes a Mercedes truck He sez "Break One-Three fer the Strudle Machine Ya just blew the doors off'n The Duck, How 'bout it... Ahh, Zehn-Vire Rubbber Duck Vee are receiving you vall to vall But ze schpeed limit on ze Autobahn is Treble Nickels You travel too schlow, but vee gonna see you around Vee gone... Weidersehen... Well we stopped fer a coffee in West Berlin An' the piggies had a hunderd mile pee I sez "Pigpen, from here on it's wall to wall bears" He sez "Bash the wall, we gonna see" Well them Big Red bears must a been in the bush Cause we didn't see a one all day So we raked up the leaves, 'n we shook out the trees 'Till they finally had somethin' to say... You got it... Commrade Duck ! You have been given until daybreak in Murmansk To get your cotton-picking trucks out of the U-S-S-of-R YOU VILL COPY!!! Well we shot them rigs through Salt Mine City With the hammer an' the sickle on down Then we hooked a fan, through the Sea a Japan An' tooled into Transistor Town I sez "Pigpen, this here must be the place Cause everybody's eatin' with sticks" He sez "10-4, this here's CB land Cause my channel knob just went crick" Ahh so Lubber Duck You have a nice day today, better day tomallow We catch you on frip-frop This one Kamikazee Ozzy We gone, Sianara Yo Ho Ho an' a thousand tlucks Gonna take a bath with The Lubber Duck Yo Ho Ho an' a rots a ruck Lound the world with The Lubber Ducky Uh, 10-4 Pigpen, what's yer Twenty? Australia ?! Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there but Tasmanian Devils An' them Q-Alla bears What's that?... No Double-Nickel limt? We gonna be there in a short Pigpen This here's The Rubber Duck, Ten-Ten, an' doin' it to it Like Pruitt used to do it...to it... We gone... Bye Bye... |
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