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Now how many peppers, did Peter Piper pick
To git himself a peck of pickled peppers? But more importantly... How many pickles do you git in a peck When you can't find no peppers to pick? An' furthermore... Who wants a pickle, that's made from a pepper By a guy named Peter Piper? An' in conclusion... How many Pipers do ya know that pick pickles? An' how many Peters are pickled? Well I don't know An' I don't care Go away, an' leave me alone! I don't know An' I just don't care He don't know An' he don't care 'Bout nothin' Now how many ducks could a Duck Plucker pluck If'n the Duck Plucker plucked until dark? An' more importantly... How many plucks would it take on a duck 'Till the Plucker got "Duck Pluckers Arm"? An' furthermore... If the Duck Plucker died whilst pluckin' the duck Would you call it the fault of the duck? Or think now... Would you say that the Plucker had run outta ducks? An' they called it "Duck Pluckers Luck" Well I don't know An' I don't care Go away, an' leave me alone! I don't know An' I just don't care He don't know An' he don't care 'Bout nothin' Now how much wood could a woodpecker peck? Whilst Peter was a pickin' them peppers? An' what if the pluckor, became the pluckee? An' the woodpeckers name, was Chuck? Well I don't know An' I don't care Go away, an' leave me alone! I don't know An' I just don't care He don't know An' he don't care 'Bout nothin' You boys got any idea how we gonna git outta this? We don't know Don't know huh? We don't care Yeah, I know, ya don't care neither That's good |
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