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We was screamin' through the valley where the Nishnabotna flows
Through the mud 'n the crud 'n the cornfields where the mary-g-wanna grows Crossed the railroad tracks at Persia, down the hills and up the dale That CJ5 with four wheel drive an' smokey on my tail Well he picked me up at exit 12 on the I-six-eighty ramp I was doin' sixty seven per when I rumbled through his trap He commenced to whirl his flashin' lights an' he made his siren wail I slipped on down to four wheel drive with smokey on my tail Now I got racin' stripes an' dual pipes And smokey's got a Ford Got a mill with a four pot carb ya know But smokey's stroked and bored Well the chase was on but I had the edge With a rig that'll never fail Got a CJ5 with four wheel drive an' smokey on my tail Yeah he was... Well I dropped on down to granny low, an' I nade a hard right turn My big ol' fat Commando tries went slashin' through the corn Well the tassles blew, an' the kernels flew, an' it looked like yellow hail Just cookin' alive in four wheel drive with smokey on my tail Well we went screamin' through the valley where the Nishnabotna flows Through the mud 'n the crud 'n the cornfields where the mary-g-wanna grows Crossed the railroad tracks at Persia, down the hills and up the dales My CJ5 with four wheel drive an' smoky on my tail Look out now, here he comes... Oh we gonna get it on now... Don't hit that fella with the banjo... We gonna swim this here crick now smokey... Yard wide an' a foot deep...Nishnabotna river they call it... Might have to winch out... Don't do a wheelie on that there gopher mound now smokey... Can you dig it smokey?... Got four on the floor an' four in the air on that one didn't we... Goodness gracious...like to bust my shocks... Well that JEEP of mine made smoky whine His rig was made of lead He was mired in fourteen feet of mud so he radioed ahead I pulled up onto the blacktop, went crashin on through the rail Sakes alive I had twenty five more smokies on my tail Now I got racin' stripes an' dual pipes And smokey had a Ford Had a mill with a four pot carb ya know But smokey's stroked and bored Well the race was on but I had the edge With a rig that'll never fail Got a CJ5 with four wheel drive, settin' out back of the jail |
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