One day about four er five years ago We 'as settin' at the Conoco station Kickin' tires, an' swattin' flies An' dis-cussin' the state a the union When right out in front a the Baptist church Come a big ol' purple school bus Had astrological signs upon it An' thirty five hippies an' dogs inside About half of 'em went fer the courthouse lawn An' them dogs commenced on the fireplug Rest of 'em set there starin' at us An' I sez "Roy, go git yer Flit gun" He sez "which is the hippies, an' which is the dogs?" I sez "beats the hell outta me Roy" What they was, was a bunch a them crispy critters And the leader was a space cadet |
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An' he sez "Sagitarius, we has arrived
Prepare to disembark man Get the incense goin' an' the sitar out We gonna camp in the city park man" I sez "Boys, le'me 'splain the sit-u-ation to ya A, you gettin' me down An' B, we got us a leash law here An' C, you in the wrong town You drop one string a beads in that there park An' you gonna see a whole lotta stars You got fifteen seconds to git outta town boys Or we gonna blow ya to Mars Well they all got back in their purple bus An' proceeded to the city limits Then the telephone rang, it was the swimmin' pool Sez a mess a wild critters 'as in it So we all got in the Marshall's Plymouth Which 'as always at the Conoco station Went flashin' on down to the swimmin' pool To give them critters a citation By the time we arrived it 'as too damn late Them critters's all had their pants down Them dogs 'as a tearin the bathouse apart An' they's after the fish in the fish pond I sez Roy, you git the one in the silver teeshirt An' I'll git the rest with a net We gona have a jail full a naked crispy critters An' a drip dry space cadet {Funky Interlude - Man there's banjo's 'n washboards, 'n pots-'n-pans, an' a mess a wild hootin' an' hollerin'} Well we gave 'em hell but we lost the war Cause them critters out-numbered us So they moved in, an' set up camp An' they lived in that purple school bus Six weeks later there 'as nothin' in town But eighty-four dogs, an' a head shop Sellin' dried up weeds, an' sunflower seeds An' astrological postcards Yeah, the critters took over the city council An' the dogs all barked their brains out An' the whole damn town was crispy critters An' the mayor was a space cadet |
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